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Inside Gaming Trailers – October 9, 2012

I only consider you scrum compared to Krusty! Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 09 October 2012 | 1 Comment   

Inside Gaming Trailers – October 8, 2012

And as for your case, don’t you worry. I’ve argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 08 October 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – October 5, 2012

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 05 October 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – October 4, 2012

I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!—Oh! I bent my Wookie Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 04 October 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – October 3, 2012

It won’t last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 03 October 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – October 2, 2012

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 02 October 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 28, 2012

I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and weird. It'll happen happen to you. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 28 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 27, 2012

Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 27 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 24, 2012

And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 24 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 21, 2012

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 21 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 20, 2012

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 20 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 19, 2012

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 19 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 18, 2012

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 18 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 17, 2012

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 17 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 14, 2012

Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 14 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 13, 2012

I stand by my racial slur. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 13 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 12, 2012

This is my sandbox but I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 12 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 11, 2012

I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 11 September 2012 | 0 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 10, 2012

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 10 September 2012 | 2 Comments   

Inside Gaming Trailers – September 7, 2012

Metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogs-head and that’s the way I likes it! Continue »
By Phil Jasicki | 07 September 2012 | 0 Comments   
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