In what will surely add to the image of gamers as fat, immobile blobs, Xbox LIVE now has an app that lets you order from Pizza Hut right from your game console. Thanks!
The news broke last night, and Polygon reported that you can link the app to your PizzaHut.com account. Also, please: don’t have a PizzaHut.com account.
Here’s what Larry “Major Nelson” Hryb had to say about the partnership:
“We’re always looking at ways to give our audience more of what they’re interested in. If you look at our audience, they love pizza. I mean, who doesn’t? It has international appeal, and Pizza Hut is a recognized brand that matches up well with the Xbox brand.
Pizza Hut has always showed affinity for new ways to order products. Now we can do it on console. The app was a logical progression.”
I wonder what kinds of achievements you’ll be able to get. Maybe something like “Ordered five consecutive pizzas with no vegetables” or “Consume enough pizza to stop a rhino’s heart.” Fun stuff!
I’m kidding around, of course. I love the shit out of pizza. I had pizza on Friday. I just remembered that I have leftover pizza in the fridge that I am now extremely likely to eat in the next fifteen minutes. Pizza is literally the best.
Anyone out there excited about the Pizza Hut app? Be honest. This is a judgment-free zone (okay, maybe a little judgment).