Xbox Rolls Out Pizza Hut Ordering App

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In what will surely add to the image of gamers as fat, immobile blobs, Xbox LIVE now has an app that lets you order from Pizza Hut right from your game console. Thanks!

The news broke last night, and Polygon reported that you can link the app to your account. Also, please: don’t have a account.

Here’s what Larry “Major Nelson” Hryb had to say about the partnership:

“We’re always looking at ways to give our audience more of what they’re interested in. If you look at our audience, they love pizza. I mean, who doesn’t? It has international appeal, and Pizza Hut is a recognized brand that matches up well with the Xbox brand.

Pizza Hut has always showed affinity for new ways to order products. Now we can do it on console. The app was a logical progression.”

I wonder what kinds of achievements you’ll be able to get. Maybe something like “Ordered five consecutive pizzas with no vegetables” or “Consume enough pizza to stop a rhino’s heart.” Fun stuff!

I’m kidding around, of course. I love the shit out of pizza. I had pizza on Friday. I just remembered that I have leftover pizza in the fridge that I am now extremely likely to eat in the next fifteen minutes. Pizza is literally the best.

Anyone out there excited about the Pizza Hut app? Be honest. This is a judgment-free zone (okay, maybe a little judgment).

[Via Polygon]

  1. Lemme guess, you need Live Gold to use it? ’cause that would just be swell.

  2. …Really? lol Wow.

  3. I would be curious to see if this app will use microsoft points. It will be interesting ordering Pizza hut with points.

    • No, it would be interesting to order pizza without MS points. Actually, I’d like to be able to order everything on Live without MS points.

  4. Neat idea but I can see a lot of groups coming around to get this banned or put some stupid law out there to force removal of it. With gamers having the stereotype of being fat and lazy people, making it even easier for them to order pizza is just asking for trouble in some peoples eyes

  5. Most likely real $ and not MP. That would require more effort on Microsoft’s part to transfer the money to Pizza Hut. It’d be complicated and result in not really anything on Microsoft’s part.

  6. I hope they have the option for additional instructions so I can make them cut it in like, an xbox logo or master chief helmet.
    Of course, you could also just order it off the internet…

    Sweet jesus, just think of the xbox live parties where everyone of your school friends orders, say, a pepperoni large at the same time. The potential, AND the pizza!? sounds like a done deal to me.

  7. Would be better if it was Dominos.

  8. Pizza ? are u shitting me, jez what a waste of players money

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