Penelope Cruz in this Super Mario Commercial is Confusing (Sexually)

Penelope Cruz is, like, super hot. And her sister, Monica, ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at either.

People who dress up like Super Mario—typically not so hot. Super Mario himself is also not an object of sexual desire for basically, like, anyone. Or anything. (Except maybe Yoshi, who’s always laying eggs around the guy, but that’s another post.)

But yet, here we are. It’s confusing. Don’t tell me I’m all alone on this.

New Super Mario Bros. 2 for the 3DS drops on Sunday. I hope I figure this out before then.