Black Ops II Pre-Order Bonuses Revealed

Today, Activision sent out a press release offering teeny tiny descriptions of the pre-order bonuses gamers can get depending on the retailer from which they decide to buy Call of Duty: Black Ops II…and Amazon’s is the worst BY FAR.

GameStop provides a double-sided poster, which they’re promoting by asking buyers to Tweet photos of themselves with it (almost all of which are really bad). This is the first wave in their promotion, and there’s three more waves coming in July, August, and October…so chances are if you want more Black Ops II junk, GameStop’s the way to go.

Best Buy has some dog tags, so that’s kinda neat. If nothing else, you can wear them while you play. If that’s your style, I mean.

And then Amazon…Amazon has digital wallpaper.

That sucks pretty bad, you guys. Really? Wallpaper? For, like, my computer?

Yeah. I don’t think that’s gonna work too well. Sigh.