Assassin’s Creed III Gameplay Teaser is a Huge Tease
The gameplay trailer above is pretty cool. I mean, that’s just a fact. Our new hero, Connor, is chasing after some bastard red-coat, bounding through the trees, and then he gets him in the leg with a bow and arrow (bad ass). Good stuff, right?
At the end of the trailer, Ubisoft asks viewers to go to Assassinscreed.com/unite, to unlock the FULL gameplay trailer. I’m all like, “yeah, I want to see that trailer.” So I go ahead and direct my browser there. And I when I get there, it takes me to the Assassin’s Creed Facebook page, and it says I need to click the “Like” button to see it. And I say to myself, “sure, okay, this is a bit much already, but yeah, I’ll ‘Like’ that thing.”
And so then I click it and I see this total bullshit:
Yeah. I’m not going to do any of these things. I do want to see it. But really, I’m already writing a post about it. That’s not enough? Don’t you already know that everyone wants this game? I’m not gonna go bug my friends about it, too.
I think I can live without the full trailer, thank you very much. He assassinates people. We get it. Blegh.