Saints Row: The Third Expansion ‘Enter The Dominatrix’ Coming This Summer

Not so long ago, we reported on the rumor/supposed April Fools joke that THQ and Volition were working on a hefty standalone expansion pack for Saints Row: The Third entitled Enter The Dominatrix. As it turns out, they are actually working on it – and it’s coming out this summer.

The curiously, but not at all surprisingly titled Enter The Dominatrix picks up directly after the events of Saints Row: The Third, with alien warlord Zinyak eyeing earth and its precious natural resources – namely its females.

He’s preparing his army for takeover of earth, but he’ll have to deal with the Saints first.  Problem is, he’s captured your head honcho in an elaborate virtual reality simulator that looks like Steelport. You’ll have to get him out of there, defeat Zinyak, and rescue the women of earth.

“Faster than a speeding cyber jetbike, more powerful than a roided-out Luchadore, able to leap flying aircraft carriers in a single bound… That’s the power you’ll find inside the Dominatrix. Use it for good. Use it for evil. Use it for whatever you want. As always in Saints Row, it’s up to you.

With a franchise with more than 11 million units shipped globally, it’s incredibly gratifying to have the flexibility to give Saints Row fans the features they want most.”

He also mentioned, “Freaking super powers.”

Saints Row: The Third – Enter The Dominatrix will be available this summer for $29.99, so strap in (or on) and have your floppy purple “you know what” bats at the ready.

Which reminds me. You know what else is coming this summer? Cats.