Because it’s Valentine’s Day, and That’s All the Excuse I Need

By Lawrence Sonntag | 14 February 2012 | 9 Comments

It’s Valentine’s Day, and despite what you may think, this entire holiday exists so I can post lewd YouTube videos of fake people having sex. ENJOY.

Ok I’m gonna go hold myself and cry in the shower.

9 Comments

Posted by Mugenite on 14 February 12 at 3:08pm

Too… Many… Choices… Not… Enough… Willpower… Must… Resist… Clicking…
Posted by Brian P Rubin on 14 February 12 at 4:06pm

When the Witcher kills someone, does he say stuff like, “That guy just got WITCHED! By me! The Witcher!” Or, like, after he has sex with that lady above, does he go, “That bitch just got WITCHED!”

My main question is this: when did “witch” become a verb, and how did this guy become the guy who does that thing?
- Posted by madoublex on 14 February 12 at 4:43pm
  
  Witch became a verb when Boss became an adjective.
Posted by bad pixel on 14 February 12 at 11:06pm

need a kinect^^
Posted by DJ_Aldesso on 15 February 12 at 4:14am

that kinect thing is the most loserish (totally a word) thing ive ever seen. Go outside. Fucka treehole. Do something.
- Posted by Mugenite on 15 February 12 at 8:13am
  
  Better yet, go fuck a duck. Go fuck 10 ducks. Go fuck all the ducks. I don’t care. Just go fuck a duck. :)
  
  But seriously, Kinect rocks. Not as a gaming peripheral, but simply as an experiment. Kinect with Mass Effect 3 rocks hard. It’s not meant to be a controller like advertised. It’s better off complimenting what we already have. Peace.
  - Posted by GuyWithAbeard on 15 February 12 at 9:04am
    
    “Garrus, come here!”
    “Yes, Commander Shepherd, combing deer.”
    - Posted by Brian P Rubin on 15 February 12 at 10:00am
      
      Combing…deer?
      
      Homophones, you guys.
  - Posted by AkemiYuki on 17 February 12 at 9:40am
    
    I agree that mass effect with voice command looks pretty cool, but seriously, a kinect feature?
    
    That was a sadly excuse from ms to tell everyone kinect might be “useful on hardcore games” i’ll just wait for a pc mod that works with a mic that is not $1XX

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