Get “Morning Wood” With Modern Warfare 3 DLC Rumors
Do you love Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3? Does the idea of quick-firing shots and tiny little deaths give you, well, tiny little deaths? Do you stiffen up when you hear anything about fresh new conquests via Modern Warfare 3 DLC? Well, you sexy little beasts, I have some rumors to share that might leave you panting with anticipation.
According to screenshots purportedly leaked from Modern Prestige, five new levels round out the first DLC pack for Modern Warfare 3: “Morning Wood,” “Concrete,” “Park,” “Italy,” and “Overwatch.” Kotaku is reporting that the “Overwatch” stage is a level from Modern Warfare 2, leading some credence that this may be nothing more than a sexy ‘shoop. Of course, the best thing about rumors is how they get fans all hot and bothered with the potential. I for one am anticipating the possibility of trooping through the dewy, wet and sticky forests (maybe?) of “Morning Wood.” I can’t be the only one.