Get “Morning Wood” With Modern Warfare 3 DLC Rumors
Do you love Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3? Does the idea of quick-firing shots and tiny little deaths give you, well, tiny little deaths? Do you stiffen up when you hear anything about fresh new conquests via Modern Warfare 3 DLC? Well, you sexy little beasts, I have some rumors to share that might leave you panting with anticipation.
According to screenshots purportedly leaked from Modern Prestige, five new levels round out the first DLC pack for Modern Warfare 3: “Morning Wood,” “Concrete,” “Park,” “Italy,” and “Overwatch.” Kotaku is reporting that the “Overwatch” stage is a level from Modern Warfare 2, leading some credence that this may be nothing more than a sexy ‘shoop. Of course, the best thing about rumors is how they get fans all hot and bothered with the potential. I for one am anticipating the possibility of trooping through the dewy, wet and sticky forests (maybe?) of “Morning Wood.” I can’t be the only one.

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Why is this written in this way
I feel like someone just groped my eyes
And over the next 9 months, people will buy the game a second time, through DLC.
It’s a sad, but very true fact, that people are willing to buy enough DLC for a game, that they have essentially purchased the same game twice. My solution? Play saints row. DO IT NAOW!!
Isn’t Saints Row 3 doing the exact same thing with their “40 weeks of DLC”?
Actually, they said that by the end of the first year of the game, it will have been 60 dollars worth of DLC. So that means over the course of 12 months they will have bought the game again. Also, if you’re planning on buying all the DLC, just buy a year of Elite and get all of the DLC for fifty dollars all together, which is ten dollars cheaper than buying the game again.
if u got elite u wont buy it again
Why would they name it Morning Wood? Thats just asking to be made fun of.