Attractive Women Will Steal Your Video Games If You Let Them Use the Toilet
As if gamers didn’t have enough to worry about.
According to a story in the Naples Daily News, a man was sitting on his porch in Bonita, Florida, on August 15 when he was asked by an “attractive” woman who was passing by if she could use his bathroom.
Knowing that this is how most porno movies start, the guy said yes. Sadly, the situation did not end with he and the woman making like an R. Kelly jam. Rather, the gentleman went to use the bathroom while she made a phone call. Upon his exit from the lavatory, he spotted her grabbing his Xbox 360 and controllers, and high tailed it out of there into an unknown car, which fled right after.
The article reports that he didn’t report the theft right away because he’s currently on probation. Also, it seems, maybe not so smart.
What do you think? Would you let a hot lady into your house to use your toilet knowing you’ve got precious gaming equipment right inside?
Not anymore, you won’t.