The Sexy Wii Game We’ve Been Waiting For
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I don’t know about you, but when I want to try to subtly convince my friend and his hot girlfriend to engage in a crazy sex romp, the first thing I reach for is my Wii Remote. Ubisoft is developing a game to shortcut that process called We Dare. The game asks you to do such sexy acts as nuzzling a danging Wii Remote as though it were an apple, and shoving it down your pants so someone else can spank you. The spanking powers your flight across a fantasy landscape through rings.
Why are you laughing? This is all very normal stuff.
Though the rest of the IG staff thinks this shit is bonkers (ok it’s pretty bonkers), I think Ubisoft is on to something. While the US generally isn’t as sexually open as the rest of the world (Europe), I can definitely see non-gamer Wii owners picking this up for a laugh. Odds are it won’t lead to an awkward lesbian bone-down session like the trailer implies, but that’s probably just to get the guys on board.
One thing’s for sure, I’ll have that damn music stuck in my head all day after looking at all the clickouts for for that video.