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The Sexy Wii Game We’ve Been Waiting For

By Lawrence Sonntag | 24 February 2011 | 3 Comments   

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I don’t know about you, but when I want to try to subtly convince my friend and his hot girlfriend to engage in a crazy sex romp, the first thing I reach for is my Wii Remote. Ubisoft is developing a game to shortcut that process called We Dare. The game asks you to do such sexy acts as nuzzling a danging Wii Remote as though it were an apple, and shoving it down your pants so someone else can spank you. The spanking powers your flight across a fantasy landscape through rings.

Why are you laughing? This is all very normal stuff.

Though the rest of the IG staff thinks this shit is bonkers (ok it’s pretty bonkers), I think Ubisoft is on to something. While the US generally isn’t as sexually open as the rest of the world (Europe), I can definitely see non-gamer Wii owners picking this up for a laugh. Odds are it won’t lead to an awkward lesbian bone-down session like the trailer implies, but that’s probably just to get the guys on board.

One thing’s for sure, I’ll have that damn music stuck in my head all day after looking at all the clickouts for for that video.

3 Comments

  1. Posted by Conor on 25 February 11 at 7:00pm

    why on the video response at the end (6969 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DvOxsNPLus) would a NINTENDO WII GAME WITH MIIS make anyone get naked and start fucking. the only game that would ever turn anyone on is custers revenge for steve and larsen

  2. Posted by Axeman on 25 February 11 at 7:43pm

    If you had a hot girlfriend why would you spend your evenings head butting wii remotes?

  3. Posted by Inside Gaming: Daily Video Gaming News Blog | Machinima.com | Machinima.com Inside Gaming News on 31 March 11 at 10:17pm

    [...] This is hopeful news for people like me whose Kinect hasn’t seen action since the day they got it out of the box. Microsoft is hoping that last holiday’s strong sales will push developers into hardcore development. We might even get to see some more core-centric Kinect games at this year’s E3. It will still probably be a while before we get to see the mature Kinect games we really want, you know, the ones that only recognize you without clothes on. Basically, singleplayer We Dare. [...]

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