Comments on: New WoW Guild for Realm Fans

By: Praeus

Praeus — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 18:08:23 +0000

@Nikomi. Look up whine for the definition. 8-)

By: Praeus

Praeus — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 18:04:41 +0000

@Nikomi. I see you are a member of the spelling police. Priceless.

By: Nikomi

Nikomi — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 11:00:35 +0000

@Praeus. Hopefully you can fight as well as you spell “whine”, wait, I think you meant WINE ;)
*kiss*

-Nikki

By: DIYNapalm

DIYNapalm — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:05:16 +0000

LOL-cats.

Dude on Ruinous you do realize all of them are getting paid real money to put on gaming community events like that yes? Which means everyone save the actual Realm members don’t really care how well the guild does?

By: Grimmxbeard

Grimmxbeard — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 01:10:37 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31o3tVmzMo

For all the hordies out there that are thinking about joining the Unicorns… this if for you. This is what Unicorn Pixie Dust is all about — pink gay unicorns snorting designer drugs and having big gay unicorn parties. When we see your guild tag, we will think of this video. You WILL be treated accordingly – like a big pink gay unicorn. Camping you will be considered a hate crime under U.S. law.

Grimmxbeard

Guild Commander – Rhuin – Ruin Nation

By: Grimmxbeard

Grimmxbeard — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 00:08:01 +0000

http://mariopiperni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Palin_Shakespeare2.jpg

^^ The real guild leader of Unicorn Pixie Dust

By: Grimmxbeard

Grimmxbeard — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 00:05:55 +0000

* [Democrats] act like they’re permanent residents of a UNICORN ranch in fantasyland if they really think they’re gonna be able to turn it around with the liberal policies they have to continue, and you know, it’s PIXIE DUST.
* Sarah Palin • At a speech in California, although with a quote like that, the context is irrelevant. She also commended California for being the only state that “puts a mama grizzly on its flag.” Good Lord. source

… So this is where you get your inspiration from? Sarah Palin? Wow, you guys are goin down.

Grimmxbeard

Guild Commander – Rhuin – The Ruin Nation

By: Grimmxbeard

Grimmxbeard — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 23:55:38 +0000

By the way, when are you gonna make some more videos? I find that I’m more aroused at the though of curb stomping you guys, that porn just isn’t doing it for me anymore. Please post more pics and videos as soon as possible.

Grimmxbeard

Guild Commander – Rhuin

By: Grimmxbeard

Grimmxbeard — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 23:50:59 +0000

Oh invading your guild was so much fun yesterday. I can’t wait to see what we do tonight. You know a thought occurred to us last night… perhaps you should have put together a real guild, then declared war on us? We got a good look at the people in your guild yesterday. A bunch of noobs, children and losers. I thought maybe you were gonna put together an elite team of real players. Instead, we found a glorified Romper Room of children. We did make a few /cry, and made several of them leave the guild. Sorry bout that – not really. I learned a very important piece of information about your guild though. The horde on your server hate you almost as much as we do… actually probably more. I think they are offended that some idiots from another server were required to come handle the “Ruinous Problem”. It’s true that nobody from KJ has been able to stop us so far, but I think they were offended. As we posted fake guild recruitment /macros over and over, I got too many /tells to count that said things like, “Yeah, we hate you guys in Ruinous but the Unicorns don’t stand a chance here”. I also heard at least 3 people say, “They won’t make it a week here”. I think that’s a lil harsh. I am giving you guys 30 days. That is 30 days from when you actually start doing something that is. Yesterday, we killed your leader… several times. Instead of him sending in the troops, he logged off. So, we invaded Unicorn and waited for hours, yet …. nothing. We did everything we could think of to get the lil Pixies to show up and do anything. Yet, nothing. Above, you said “Ruinous is about to get wrecked”. Perhaps we have different definitions of wrecked, but don’t you have to like, show up or something to wreck us. So far the only thing you have accomplished is to give us a few hours of really enjoyable entertainment. I think it’s time you had a lil meeting with your guild and try to come up with something that will at least challenge us – or at the very least entertain us. We were hoping that you would bring some level of elite wow players to our dinner table, but instead you just recruited the same noobs that we have been terrorizing for the last several years. We want fresh meat. And we want it now! So buck up, reach down and grab your tiny lil balls and come fight. If not, then piss off and go find some scrub guild to play with. You are on the wrong side of the playground lil boys and girls. You are swimming close to the deep end of the pool and the sharks are already circling, frantic at the smell of fresh blood. So show up or get the phuk out of the pool.

Respectfully,

Grimmxbeard – Guild Commander

P.S. In your video you said, “Tonight, we dine in hell”. There will be a feast in Hell tonight. But make no mistake about it — KJ is Hell, and we are the demons who rule over it. The only dinner you will find here is the scraps of flesh we leave on the bones of the Pixie Dust noobs we had for breakfast.

By: DATACUS

DATACUS — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:50:49 +0000

i will be camping you so remember this name

By: Guardian

Guardian — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 03:30:34 +0000

Everyone who commented above needs to get a life, including myself. :3

By: Praeus

Praeus — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 20:32:19 +0000

Hopefully you guys can be more of a challenge than the whine and cheese crowd we now have here on KJ.

By: Grimmxbeard

Grimmxbeard — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 19:26:43 +0000

Good Morning Unicorns…

Just wanted to say Thank You! for making the Unicorn guild. The new ‘corns are really tasty, and we have enjoyed killing the noobs immensely. Please send more! Also, who’s the guy in the rubber WWW wrestling mask? I’ve always wanted my own personal gimp ever since I saw Pulp Fiction. When we are done with you, can we keep him? I think we will keep in the basement of our guild vault, and make new Ruinous initiates have their way with him like a sheep at a frat house. When (If) you do ever get it together and make new toons on KJ, Please have gimp make a toon with a name w/ “gimp” in it so we can tell who he is. That would really make my day/week/year.

Peaces,
Grimmxbeard – Guild Commander or Rhuin

By: Grimmxbeard

Grimmxbeard — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 07:17:17 +0000

I don’t think you guys know what your getting into, but that’s cool. I recently moved to KJ server to get in on more wpvp and it looks like I’ve found it. Good Luck, and I can’t wait to see you guys on YouTube w/ vids of all the other Unicorn-ish guilds we have laid to rest. Oh yeah, nice hat douche bag.

By: Funkstain

Funkstain — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 02:40:38 +0000

You guys have no chance.

By: ReLLiK

ReLLiK — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 02:26:51 +0000

I think I speak for most of the guild when i say enjoy your time spent leveling ;) and personally I am excited that if you dont ragequit wow all together before you get to 85 the war to come will be a fun one :)

By: Griefzilla

Griefzilla — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:23:29 +0000

I think you guys got a little taste of the camping to come today :D