Moron Plays Real Life Frogger, Gets Flattened

See, everybody, video games are horrible influences. That game Frogger is a threat to everyone and everything. Look at the ideas it puts in these kids minds! Won’t somebody think of the children!!

Seriously, though, this moron deserved it. After yelling “Go!” to his friends, he ran out into a four lane street to play real life Frogger. Everything was going great right up until he was hit by a Lexus SUV. Somehow, the idiot survived. Apparently, he had another quarter. Just be glad he wasn’t playing Pitfall at the zoo.

Of course, I thought of this obligatory Seinfeld:

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via Washington Post